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"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"I love you too, big guy."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Space Pioneer

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

public toilet in the woods

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Leadership never hibernates.

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Newton discovers deforestation.

Loggerheads

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Aargh, Many Trees

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

The segway RV.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."