Swamp Thing Fan T-Shirts

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Pirate Artist

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Snakeboarding.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

It was a bumper crop of rodents that year, and by Autumn even Sam was sick of the taste of fur.

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

A little green monster

'Hello great great great great grandad! I've travelled through a wormhole from the future!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

"I told you kids not to eat those easter baskets all at once!"

Patio Melt

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.