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'Oh no! I've been repossessed!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"This will sting a bit."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Pond Dipping...

The worm that churned!

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Think about the honey."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

What's the insect de jour?

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

Asexual harassment.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.