Woolly Worm Fan T-Shirts

'Some people use woolly worms to predict harsh winters. So what if I take it a step further?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"This will sting a bit."

"Think about the honey."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

A Bug's Life Advice

Worm Appreciation Society!

Smiley Victory Fingers

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

Burning the Scarecrow

'The best part - it has health coverage.'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Fly Mimes.