Woolly Worm Fan Pillows

'Some people use woolly worms to predict harsh winters. So what if I take it a step further?'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"This will sting a bit."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Think about the honey."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

A Bug's Life Advice

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

Fly Mimes.

'The best part - it has health coverage.'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'Hello great great great great grandad! I've travelled through a wormhole from the future!'

Burning the Scarecrow

Of course it's all just "busy work." We're bees. That's what we do.