Woolly Hat Fan Pillows

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Bumble Bee

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Fine. And you?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Friday 5.30pm.

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Your candle has gone out."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Blues Nite Pub

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

"You get paid family leave, ten vacation days, health insurance, and there's a bar right next door."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

Sod off Home Hour

I love coloured tights

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Witches

Christmas Star

Superman's Final Years

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Wine-O'Clock

"That's enough for you, pal."

Drinker.

Frogs drinking beer during 'Hoppy Hour'.

"I've lost my corkscrew!"

"Come on...Let me take you home. you're in no condition to crawl."

'Some people use woolly worms to predict harsh winters. So what if I take it a step further?'