Woolly Hat Fan Pillows

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Bumble Bee

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Fine. And you?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Friday 5.30pm.

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Your candle has gone out."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Blues Nite Pub

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"You get paid family leave, ten vacation days, health insurance, and there's a bar right next door."

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Sod off Home Hour

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

I love coloured tights

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Christmas Star

Superman's Final Years

Witches

Wine-O'Clock

"I've lost my corkscrew!"

'This light beer reminds me a lot of San Francisco - it's close to water.'

Drinker.

Let's meet for a drink after work. I've got office gossip you can't appreciate without a buzz.'

"Come on...Let me take you home. you're in no condition to crawl."

Frogs drinking beer during 'Hoppy Hour'.