Wheat Germ Fan Pillows

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Yoyo sheep

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"This will sting a bit."

Bottle Distillery

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Think about the honey."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'