Wheat Germ Fan Gifts

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Yoyo sheep

"This will sting a bit."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Bottle Distillery

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Think about the honey."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'