Worm Fan Gifts

'Bob so drunk, he's kissing his own butt.'

'Oh no! I've been repossessed!'

'Hello great great great great grandad! I've travelled through a wormhole from the future!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"This will sting a bit."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Pond Dipping...

The worm that churned!

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Think about the honey."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

What's the insect de jour?

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Old Frogs' Home

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"