Swamp Fan Gifts

"I love you too, big guy."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Space Pioneer

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

public toilet in the woods

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

The segway RV.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."