Swamp Thing Fan Gifts

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Pirate Artist

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Snakeboarding.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

A little green monster

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

It was a bumper crop of rodents that year, and by Autumn even Sam was sick of the taste of fur.

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

"I told you kids not to eat those easter baskets all at once!"

Patio Melt

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'