Wildlife Waggery Fan Gifts

'I've seen a zebra. Whose turn is it to carry the condiments tray?'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Penguin

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

'Mother?'

"Rockefeller Center."

Polar bears

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Pelican and Origami

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."