Wildlife Waggery Fan Gifts

'I've seen a zebra. Whose turn is it to carry the condiments tray?'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Penguin

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Rockefeller Center."

Polar bears

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

Pelican and Origami

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'Researching the opossum article.'

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Leopards do change their spots