Urban Wildlife Fan Gifts

Cry of the Wild- 50¢.

"Rockefeller Center."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Hipsto"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"We always get the blame. But we're also the victims."

"That's a great costume, sweetie, but Halloween is over,"

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Penguin

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

Polar bears

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Pelican and Origami

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."