Urban Wildlife Lover Gifts

"At least we no longer have that giant fly problem."

"I live in the city now."

"Gross – could you chew with your mouth closed?"

"Of course there are certain disadvantages to keeping pet Beavers in a 3rd floor flat in Mayfair!"

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

Frog in the puddles.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Marco ..."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Koala

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I love this time of day."

"The unlucky lemming"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'