Urban Wildlife Fans Gifts

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"They're so like us."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Penguin

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Mother?'

'Guess who's teething?'

Polar bears

"Rockefeller Center."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Praying Mantis.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Pelican and Origami