Urban Wildlife Fans Gifts

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"They're so like us."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Penguin

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Rockefeller Center."

Polar bears

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Guess who's teething?'

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

Pelican and Origami

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.