Wildlife Waggishness Gifts

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'That was fun!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"You destination is around the next curve."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Christo's greatest challenge.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Passive-aggressive mother bears were the worst.

'Kibbles & S**t'

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Just once, I wish you'd show the same energy at home as you do at work!"

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

Turtles are natural born sledders.

'King of the jungle? Mercy no, but I might consider Queen.'

"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

'Oh, it's just what I wanted!'

The meaning of life.

"Confirm or deny: while working at home you attempted to trap beaver. . . and skunk."

Genetic Laxity - Albino Zebra.

'I've seen a zebra. Whose turn is it to carry the condiments tray?'

'We're able to stay best friends because I never ask him for money.'

Man at complaints window with dog biting his arm.