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Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Alien Snowmen

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"You call this ice?"

Snow Bridge.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."