Swan Ride Fan Prints

Alien Snowmen

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Bridge.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"You call this ice?"

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Odile

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

An Eyeliner.

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."