Scenic Route Fans T-Shirts

This is the shortcut!

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

The successful rubbernecker...

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"He keeps touching me!"

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

There's a fork in the road.

Leaving Rest Area.

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

Crossing the Road

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'Got any road movies?'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Batman getting the subway

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

'There's nothing worse than being a bird that gets airsick.'

Stuck in the stile.

Germany Beer