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'God, what a dump!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Rating the Sunset

Nouveau wine

Sunset Attraction

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Does it come with magnets?"

Easter bunny Island.

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'May I recommend the red wine?'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017