Scenic View Fan Prints

'God, what a dump!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Rating the Sunset

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Nouveau wine

Sunset Attraction

"Does it come with magnets?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Easter bunny Island.

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

Theater and the Sun

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'May I recommend the red wine?'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'