Scenic Route Fans Mugs

This is the shortcut!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

The successful rubbernecker...

"He keeps touching me!"

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

There's a fork in the road.

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

Leaving Rest Area.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'Got any road movies?'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Crossing the Road

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

Batman getting the subway

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

'There's nothing worse than being a bird that gets airsick.'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Stuck in the stile.