Scenic Route Lover Mugs

You're Lost.

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Sunset Attraction

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

robot in car

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

'Scenic route?'

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

Car party.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

This is the shortcut!

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

SOUTH OR BUST

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Next lawyer 3 miles.

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'