Starfish Admirers Gifts

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

One of a kind.

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Shark Chum

Shark Fishing

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Evolved to Ski.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Fan club

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'