Starfish Admirers T-Shirts

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

One of a kind.

Shark Fishing

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Shark Chum

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Fan club

Evolved to Ski.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'