Star Sign Admirer T-Shirts

Gemini/people

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Moon

Ill next Thursday

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

Bowel & Breakfast.

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!

'That woke me up, too!'

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

Watch for falling meteors.

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

News headline: stars without make-up!

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

'Here's your problem. The software was manufactured in November and your computer was manufactured in February. Sagittarius is incompatible with Aquarius.'