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Scorpio/scorpion

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"I've made a terrible mistake."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Ill next Thursday

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Santa and New Technology