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Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"She's just being Koi."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

How Swordfish Are Born

Shark infested custard!

"It makes me want to pee."

Whale Shark Thoughts...