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Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"She's just being Koi."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shark infested custard!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Batman O' War

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"