Swordfish Fan Gifts

'George, I warned you to be careful!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Epic Battles

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.