Swordfish Fan Gifts

'George, I warned you to be careful!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Epic Battles

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.