Swordfish Fans Gifts

Desert island hammock.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Epic Battles

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Fish mobsters.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'