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Desert island hammock.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Epic Battles

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Decapitated coffee.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Do you think there's life out there?"