Sawdust Surfer Prints

'Another nice wave.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Whittler's Mother.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Woodwork

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

Will you please stop yelling "nailed it" every time you hammer something!

'Your wave.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Moving Van.

"My turn."

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Bulletin at Malibu

Surfer's commute

Carpenter's Workshop.

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"Excuse me....water!!"

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

Will assuage guilt for money.

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

High energy drinks

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Penguins surfing

'Are we out far enough to catch one now?'