Bug Eradicator Gifts

Ninja Fly Swatter

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Insect extinction

A Venus cow trap.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Flies up the ante!

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

The Moth Menace.

Combating Zika

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Land on it ... Land on it ...

"That’s it! Start my own business and make exoskeletons for squishy bugs everywhere."

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

'Hello? Rentokil?'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'