Bug Eradicator T-Shirts

Ninja Fly Swatter

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Insect extinction

A Venus cow trap.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Flies up the ante!

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

The Moth Menace.

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"That’s it! Start my own business and make exoskeletons for squishy bugs everywhere."

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Combating Zika

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'