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'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

A Venus cow trap.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Flies up the ante!

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

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"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

The Moth Menace.

'Hello? Rentokil?'

Combating Zika

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

"That’s it! Start my own business and make exoskeletons for squishy bugs everywhere."

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"You should've called me sooner!"

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'