Bed Bug Eradicator Gifts

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

A Venus cow trap.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Flies up the ante!

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

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"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

The Moth Menace.

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Combating Zika

"That’s it! Start my own business and make exoskeletons for squishy bugs everywhere."

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"You should've called me sooner!"

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

Camping Checklist and Bug Spray