Epidemic Eradicator Gifts

Guinea beats Ebola

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Corona Funeral

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Frontline health workers

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Covid v Vaccinator

Flies up the ante!

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"These door hinges squeak."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Superintendent

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Drone Spray