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Guinea beats Ebola

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Corona Funeral

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Frontline health workers

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Flies up the ante!

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Covid v Vaccinator

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"These door hinges squeak."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Drone Spray

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'How long did you try before calling?'