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"We got a call about a consultant."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'Here's your problem,your chimney is full of bats.'

Acme Pest Control

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

"Thanks, Batman!"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Pied Piper, in pest control van, leads away lots of rats

"You should've called me sooner!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Stop following me around. There's a fine line between being an insect and being a pest.'

"Mom!! There's a kid on the ceiling!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Warren was aware of his Carpenter Ant problem, but the sight of the Plumber Bee had him really concerned.

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

'Thank heaven you're here - they've just about taken over.'

'You're the one that wanted more. And now look...and infestation!'

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

"Right now, they think they have a mouse."

"I was going to take care of my pest problem myself, but I though this would be a good job for a professional."

'Mr. landlord, I need an exterminator! I've got vermin!'

"We have raccoons."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'