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"We got a call about a consultant."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"

'Here's your problem,your chimney is full of bats.'

Acme Pest Control

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"You should've called me sooner!"

The Very Hungry Bedbug.

"Mom!! There's a kid on the ceiling!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Thanks, Batman!"

Pied Piper, in pest control van, leads away lots of rats

'Stop following me around. There's a fine line between being an insect and being a pest.'

Warren was aware of his Carpenter Ant problem, but the sight of the Plumber Bee had him really concerned.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'We've got bats.'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"We have raccoons."

"Right now, they think they have a mouse."

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

Bug bomb squad.

"You should've called me sooner!"

'OK, ma'am. You open the door, and Vigil and I will cover you in case there are any rats.'