Emissions Eradicator T-Shirts

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

North Pole

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Car Emissions

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Oil Spill

Net Zero Superstitions

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Noise machines for dogs.

'This list of excuses, for not having your homework, looks surprisingly like a list of reasons for not being successful when you get a job.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Human Tree

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

The Moth Menace.

'Me…me…catch me!'

Flowers of Pollution

"Technically, it's not an island."

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

Tourist information

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

Passive smoking...

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

One man and his dog odour spray.

'Yes, this certainly is a highly polluted piece of air.'

'They revised it. Now it's the pretty clean air act.'