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Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Flies up the ante!

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Drone Spray

Superintendent

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"These door hinges squeak."