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Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Young Frankenstein"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

The Frankenstein snowman.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Flies up the ante!

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'How long did you try before calling?'

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Drone Spray