Monster Eliminator Gifts

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Young Frankenstein"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Flies up the ante!

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

"These door hinges squeak."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"