Monster Fighting Gifts

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Out To Lurch

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Tourists and their Pets.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Myths and legends...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Viking Loch Ness