Monster Myth Buster Gifts

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"The unlucky lemming"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Bigfoot tracks...

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

The Zombie Awakes...

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"