Ink Remover Gifts

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

'It's a military tattoo!'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

9 To 5 Tattoo.

"How may I hurt you?"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"This space intentionally left blank."

Dangerous weapons.

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

"If your boyfriend is so special, why is his name tattooed on the back of your neck where you can't see it?"

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

Tattoos. We can't do another tattoo. Your last check bounced. You're overdrawn.

This will never work. Our tattoos don't match.

"My friends call me Rorschach."

"For some reason, it looked way better on instagram."

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Tattoo Repo Men