Ink Remover Gifts

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'It's a military tattoo!'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

9 To 5 Tattoo.

"How may I hurt you?"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

This will never work. Our tattoos don't match.

"This space intentionally left blank."

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

"If your boyfriend is so special, why is his name tattooed on the back of your neck where you can't see it?"

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Dangerous weapons.

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

"My friends call me Rorschach."

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Tattoo Repo Men

I've got half a mind to get one.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."