Rust Remover Pillows

Spring ballpark errors.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"What can you do with him?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

Paper Trail

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

I bake my own bread

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Umpire's Banquet.

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

Cleaning service on skates.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Dry Cleaning

Shakespeare failed at many jobs prior to becoming a playwright. He was a terrible loan officer and inept dry cleaner. Neither a borrower or a lender be. Out, damned spot I say! He was no good in customer service. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. And he mixed-up flowers as a florist. That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. He tried to hid these career failures on his resume. Personnel Office. You need to be more specific about your work history --- You

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

Environmentally friendly Dry Cleaners

Recycling point.

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

"You hate ironing? Me too."

Frank's Laundry and Dry Cloning

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

Laundry Dry Cleaner. More places are charging extra to iron shirts when they launder them. The free press is under siege!