Rust Removal Aficionado Pillows

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Was it a fuse?"

"The blow drier is broken."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"Nap time."

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"Hello job security."

Floor Cleaner

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Carpet Cleaner.

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Hospital Cleaning.