Rust Removal Aficionado Prints

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"The blow drier is broken."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Was it a fuse?"

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"Nap time."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"Hello job security."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Carpet Cleaner.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Floor Cleaner

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'