Rust Enthusiast Prints

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Thatched roof car.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

Country life

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Early American Think Tank.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Grandparents with their grandchild

Parents compare buggies

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

I married him for better or for wurst.'

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

The Rat Race.

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

A rug skinned bear

"Let's cut some rug!"

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

"Oh, and remember to roll up the rug the other way when you're done so it'll lie flat again."

'I'm checking for rust.'