Rust Enthusiast Gifts

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Thatched roof car.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

I think he must have been in marketing before --- He's all about branding.

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Country life

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Early American Think Tank.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Parents compare buggies

Grandparents with their grandchild

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

I married him for better or for wurst.'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

The Rat Race.

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"Let's cut some rug!"

A rug skinned bear

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

'I'm checking for rust.'